Santorum gives me a lot of feelings. None of it good.
[Practical Advice on How to Behave Like a Lady # 89: If you do not habitually rub your friends’ beer guts, do pregnant women everywhere a favor and ask before rubbing their bellies]
[Practical Advice on How to Behave Like a Lady # 88: Don’t use the words “female” and “woman” interchangeably. I’m not a fucking cheetah and you’re not doing National Geographic voiceovers.]